1. I disagree with the above statement with all the strength and vigour of someone who just ate granola for lunch. It was delicious and I have no regrets.
2. I went for a run today -- it was pleasing. I can now run consistently in 2 min 30 sec (run):90 sec (walk) intervals for about 30 minutes without feeling that running is a sweaty, sweaty way to die and surely I could come up with something better.
3. I have a very small butternut squash swelling in my garden and several teeny peppers snaking out of my pepper bush. No matter how I try to phrase it, all my gardening news sounds unbelievably dirty today. I have garden potty mouth.
4. My downstairs neighbour is definitely pregnant. It's a joyous time for all, obv., but that didn't stop my ovaries from reaching out of my pelvic region to slap me upside the head. They were not hired to sit there and look pretty, no sir. You had better believe my next period is going to be cripplingly lengthy and unattractively messy. In fact, I reckon they all will until my ovaries feel they are being put to better use.
5. There was no hot water when I came back from my run, so I was forced to dance painfully in the shower under a stream of cold water. I feel simultaneously invigorated and dissatisfied.
6. Like a fool I ate all my Mixed Vegetable and Bean Curd Noodles at dinner. It's been pointed out to me that that's probably why I was left with granola for lunch.
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